Monday, March 30, 2015

Did it just cool down?!  I hope so and I hope it stays this way!!  Finally I can open the windows and have the house cool down and the nights have been very chilly but that is fine!  Like I always say, it is easier to warm up than to cool down.  Or at least cooling down requires more effort and even a higher cost if you think about it.  Heating a home requires mostly gas and that is cheaper than say electricity.  So there you go!  As we quickly approach Summer, I want to enjoy as many of these cool days and cold nights while I can.  Because I know it will not last and when it gets hot, it gets hot.  The interesting thing is that it has not even been cloudy, just very sunny and very cool ... perfect in my book.  Rain is still wanted but what can you do.

Weekly Update:
I still do not understand how people can be in a store and then while moving around, just stop in the middle of the aisle way especially when they have a cart.  They are either looking down at something or at a shelf to the left or right.  All of that is just fine but can you just swing to the side?  I mean when you are driving in a car and you look at a text (even though you should not be doing that), do you just stop in the middle of the road??  Ideally you would pull over and do your texting and then continue on your trip ... why does that not apply to shopping or in like a parking lot going to or from your car?

At the movies:
No big surprise as the animated Spring Break film Home scores big with a hefty 54 million for its debut.  Solid reviews all around and did well above all expectations.  Look for it to cap around 150 mil plus for domestic box office.  New at #2 is Get Hard with 34.6 mil, which is spot on for expectations.  Holding ground but dropping to #3 is "Divergent: The Insurgent" with another 22 mil as it slowly climbs to reach 100 mil cume.  Drop to #4 is "Cinderella" with 17.5 mil but has reached the 150 mil cume as expected.  Rounding off the top 5 is "It Follows" with a huge climb from limited release and a 3.8 mil weekend.

Quote of the week:
"Wives don't want to hear what husbands think.  Wives want to hear what they themselves think, but in a deeper voice." - Bill Cosby

Facts & Tips:
The great white shark can go up to three months between meals.

"Liar! No one wants to see Chow!" - Ken Jeong as Leslie Chow in "The Hangover Part III"

Monday, March 23, 2015


It is getting hot again but at the same time I do not notice it because I am indoors with AC all day long.  That is both good and bad, because I am indoors so I am out of the heat but bad because that means it is hot outside and I am pretty sure I left a piece of chocolate on my back seat.  Yep, I did but it was in a pretty tightly sealed foil so I now have a special piece of chocolate in a different shape than I originally got it in.  It is funny because this piece was shaped like a miniature gold bar and now I would say it is more like a gold square.  It was some kind of special chocolate from .... Vegas.  Who knew Vegas had special chocolate but my aunt received it as a gift, this whole box of them looking like gold bars and she gave me one.  And I left it in the car during the heat.


Weekly Update:
This week was nothing special again but I find myself falling asleep a lot more while trying to catch up on my recorded shows on the couch.  So many hours this past week of working and then I start to watching something while laying down ... next thing I know it the show is over.  I guess at least I am laying down, I am pretty sure it will feel weird if I fell asleep while sitting up.  The funny thing is when I wake and then try to make my way up the stairs to go to bed, I am sort of walking side-to-side.  Is this how drunk people feel?  Could be, all in a slight haze, not sure where I am going but know the direction and eventually making it to bed after semi-successful brushing of the teeth.  What is funny is after all that, you sort of get a second wind and I start to fall asleep again while watching TV but before I knock-out I'm able to at least turn it off this time.  Sleep, you perplex me so.

At the movies:
Good numbers are rebounding the box office in the season of Spring Break as Divergent Series: Insurgent takes the #1 spot with a strong 54 million.  Below expectations but not by much and still a solid number.  Drop to #2 is "Cinderella" but still with a strong 34.5 million and pushing well past the 100 mil cume mark.  Holding at #3 is "Run All Night" with an extra 5.1 mil as it quickly fizzles out fast.  New at #4 is The Gunman with only 5 mil and lower than expected numbers.  Rounding off the top 5 is "Kingsman: The Secret Service" with another 4.6 mil as it continues its run into the 100 mil mark, should cap out soon around 125-ish.

New movies that did not make the top 5:
Just one this week in the semi-wide release category.  In at #6 is Do You Believe? with only 4 mil and about right with expectations.

Quote of the week:
"There is no love sincerer than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw

Facts & Tips:
100% recyclable, old newspapers are great for washing windows.

"I'm very discreet... but I will haunt your dreams." - Jane Lynch as Paula in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin."

Monday, March 16, 2015


Finally some cool weather and a few drops of rain but not enough, it is never enough.  We need Noah and the Ark type of rain to get us out of this drought and bring us into a surplus but of course I am exaggerating.  But it is not too far from the truth!  If our Winter is any indication of what Summer will be like, we are screwed.  Rivers are so low as well as any reserves (if any) are near empty.  The aqua ducts ... are they still called that?  Those are bone try and in fact, I think plants grow there which is weird because you have to wonder where the water is coming from to keep them hydrated!  Oh where or where is our rain.


Weekly Update:
I may have ranted about this before what is wrong with people who are making left turns on a green light.  Ok, if it is a green light without a red green arrow, you can out into the middle of the street, say a car length out and wait to be able to make the turn.  I hate it when people wait at the line as if waiting for a red light to turn green because as soon as it that light goes yellow, then you are too far back to let the 2-car rule happen!  Two car rule meaning that two cars can make that turn before it goes completely red.  Come on people!!!  It is so annoying and it also continues the traffic with one less car being able to turn because it backs up the rest of the line by one if two cars could have went.  Seriously.

At the movies:
As expected and at #1, the new Princess takes the crown as Cinderella earns a hefty 70.1 million for it's debut and well above expectations.  Fair word-of-mouth on the film but should bring it past the 100 mil mark by mid-week.  New at #2 is the action film Run All Night with 11.2 mil almost spot on with expectations.  Slight drop to #3 is "Kingsman: The Secret Service" with another 6.2 mil and passes the 100 mil mark.  Drop to #4 is "Focus" with an extra 5.8 mil and it struggles to reach the 50 mil mark.  Rounding off the top 5 with a big drop is "Chappie" with another 5.8 mil and all around major box office disappointment.

Quote of the week:
"The true enemy of a revolutionary is a liberal." - Abby Hoffman

Facts & Tips:
In Germany, the shhh sound literally means hurry up.

"Diana has put away her bosom. Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched." - Joe Lo Truglio as Kuzzik in "Role Models"

Monday, March 09, 2015

DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME!! edition

Did you remember to set your clocks ahead an hour?  I did, I wish I didn't but I did.  As always, we lost an hour of sleep or day time by setting our clocks ahead one hour so now we will get more daylight in the evening or something.  Who knows, I just thing we need to keep going back an hour every 6 months so eventually we will have dinner at noon and breakfast at 7PM.  Eventually it will go full circle but it would mix things up!

Weekly Update:
It is so hot, why?  WHY?!  I mean it was not Summer hot but it was still warm for being end of Winter and the beginning of Spring.  The weather here simply does not make sense anymore and it feels like it is a on-going problem.  I know we have no means to control the weather but we can still control our consumption.  I am not a big fan of the desert motif for a garden but I think grass is more resilient than we are made to believe and we can water less perhaps.  My gardner had the water going off every night and that seemed like such a waste so he finally adjusted it and I think it goes off every other night and maybe even 1 every 3 nights which would be great.  I do not have much to water in the backyard so it should be OK.

At the movies:
Adjusted for Daylight Saving Time yet?  Does not look like the box office did.  New at #1 is the sci-fi drama of Chappie with only 13.3 million to open.  Well below expectations despite positive reviews.  Slight drop to #2 is "Focus" with another 10 mil and struggling along.  New at #3 is The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel with 8.6 mil.  A little below expectations but still a good number for this semi-wide release.  Holding on to #4 is "Kingsman: The Secret Service" with an extra 8.3 mil as it closes in on the 100 mil mark and should get it in a day or two.  Rounding off the top 5 is "The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water" with yet another 7 mil as it continues the climb and should hit 150 mil cume sometime tomorrow.
 
New movies that did not make the top 5:
Just one this week in a surprise box office upset.  In at #10 is Unfinished Business with only 4.8 mil, well below all expectations and did not even leave the starting gate.  I guess now is not the time for R-Rated comedy films. 

Quote of the week:
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman

Facts & Tips:
U.S. paper currency isn't made of paper - it's actually a blend of cotton and linen.

"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." - Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in "Airplane."

Monday, March 02, 2015

RAIN ... OK, maybe not.  The promise of rain was upon us and then it was quickly taken away.  Do we not have the technology to more accurately predict weather?  We had a forecast of 3 days of rain coming up and as it got closer, it went down to 2 days and when the first day arrived, just clouds.  Then between the first and second day, it rained at night for about 20 minutes and then that was it.  Why?!  LIES! LIES!!!  We desperately need the rain and I know the weather people obviously can not control it but I thought they would give us better accuracy on this!!

Weekly Update:
Start of a new month and I guess schools will be starting their spring breaks soon.  Hopefully traffic will lighten up for a week or two ... hopefully.  So what do spring breakers do these days anyway?  I noticed an increase in attendance and sell outs for Disney World ... that is a destination for Spring Break?  I guess for families but I would thank places like Vegas, any lake, any beaches and of course the city of Miami perhaps?  Who knows but those would be places I would avoid simply because it will be packed.  Unless you love huge crowds and coeds flowing rampant ... then yeah, that would be the perfect place to go!  I honestly do not think I ever went to a typical spring break hot spot or participated in one ... I am boring and sheltered, I know.

At the movies:
Taking the #1 spot and new this weekend is the thriller Focus with a decent 19.1 million and close to the mark.  Holding ground at #2 is "Kingsman: The Secret Service" with another 11.8 mil as it approaches the 100 mil mark.  It should get that by the end of this coming weekend.  Holding at #3 is "SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water" with an extra 11.2 mil and heading to 200 mil but will fall short of that.  Big drop to #4 is "Fifty Shades of Grey" with another 10.9 mil as it continues its run.  New at #5 if The Lazarus Effect with 10.6 mil and a little below expectations.

Quote of the week:
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." - Henry A. Kissinger

Facts & Tips:
A hummingbird's heart beats 1,400 times a minute.

"Okay everybody, I'm leaving, I've got to get back to New York before my plants die." - Geri Jewell as Geri Tyler in the TV series "The Facts of Life."